SLASHING THROUGH THE SUMMER

Welcome, horror fiends and fellow slashers, to the brand-new Slasher’s Paradise website! Whether you stumbled in with a machete or crept in wearing your best ghost face, you’ve found your forever home for all things nostalgic, creepy, and killer.

The screams don’t stop here — Lance and Danny are deep in the crypt, hacking away at new episodes packed with fan requests, deep dives into horror movie classics, and more sinister surprises. You've asked... and they've listened (possibly while being chased through the woods).

So sharpen those knives, turn down the lights, and get ready.
The next chapter of Slasher’s Paradise is about to rise from the grave.

We'll be slashing through the summer with new episodes packed full of refreshing goodies that are sure to conjure spirits.  

Stay spooky... and never trust a summer camp.
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